Bumbi

Bumbi ~ \'bum-"bee\
[noun] Shona
-Insulting term.

1. Fool

2. A male who is often taken advantage of by female(s) without gain.

Alternative: Bharanzi

It's quite enough,now, ladies! And I use the term ladies loosely.

They [ladies] had my number.
I was had and by jolie they enjoyed me...for all I was worth.
I was charitable, required nothing in return.
I drove, I bought, I called, I cuddled.
I remembered (unless I was told to forget) I forgave, I apologised, I understood.

Don't get me wrong, the above are all noble qualities...
...If you're in to being noble.
You could become a knight!
....and, in your shining armour, ride to your damsel...
...because she's in distress....
...But, riddle me this, why is she in distress? I'll tell you why-
It's because JonnyBeBad has just given her the Benefit but he doesn't have time for her Bullshit!
And now she wants to cuddle. Good thing you're there for her whenever she she needs a friend [read: Bumbi]

And only now has it hit me, this blatant disregard!
They don't take me seriously as a *Varume
...it smells funny and i'm not
Going to eat it...
...anymore.

This wrong must be put right.

Don't get me wrong though, there are girls that have ended up my good friends....
They got in early.
But now there are so many of them around that I feel I should be MANstruating in sync with them!

To those that are my friends, realise that you can not have GF Benefits if you're not participating.

To those late to the party...
....still standing at the door....waiting to see what I'm good for....kindly bend over.


*Varume - you've seen the sign on the Gentlemen's toilet door - VARUME, yet, it is one man that stands proud, arms and legs akimbo, representing ALL men.



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