Please do not feed the Models

I stand for the Protectection of "modellars" and I am against the cruelty inflicted upon them
Through interogations disguised as "question time".

I beleive all questions that do not relate to their beauty, the colour of their dress or the first name of the person who made it are totally irrelevant.
The only other exceptable question is one that leads into the answer "World Peace".

What you, the public, have done is turned a perfectly working beautiful woman into a dumb blond just by asking stupid irrelevant questions about her future, politics etc.

...And now you've confused this wonderful species into beleiving they should be clever to win a pageant.
For goodness sakes, just let the woman look pretty!

All the change she will effect is because of her beauty not because of her opinion on the current macro economic climate.
The prettier she is, the more change she will effect.

Since when was so much expected of someone just because they were beautiful?

Everyone can be intelligent if they really try (and/or if they have access to google) but beauty...this is not to be taken lightly.
Nor is it to be bundled with another qualifying characteristic.

I say, look and appreciate the beauty without question (pun intended)

No models were harmed in the writing of this blog

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Fuck Steve Harvey

Who's side is he on anyway?
With his white teeth and big grin masking oral incontinence through gender betrayal! Obviously not on our [men] side!

But guess what? He's not on your [women] side either.

You see, women used to know us. They had fantasies of who we might be and what we might do and whilst this was misguided and often cause of many problems, if they were honest with themselves they really did [past tense] know us.

They knew exactly what would happen if they slept with us quickly [nothing out of the ordinary]. Or if they took they're time [nothing out of the ordinary (if we waited to find out)].
They new our intentions [Even if we didn't have any]

But now, good old Steve has them attempting to think like a man does[I'm hungry]

The [un]fortunate thing is Stev-o didn't pull y'all to the side and whisper this in your ear....
He wrote it in a book and despite popular belief Men do read [Occassionally]

Barring which ofcourse, you're all telling us what the book says anyway and what our actions mean [thanks for that cause we didn't know how deep we actually are]

Unfortunately this will only help you with the past.

The reason man has survived is we adapt... And now that you have a manual that you're following we will be sure to play our role [As expected]
We'll be sure to act surprised when you jump from behind the couch [Book in Hand]

Actually...maybe he is on our side...


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