Fuck Steve Harvey

Who's side is he on anyway?
With his white teeth and big grin masking oral incontinence through gender betrayal! Obviously not on our [men] side!

But guess what? He's not on your [women] side either.

You see, women used to know us. They had fantasies of who we might be and what we might do and whilst this was misguided and often cause of many problems, if they were honest with themselves they really did [past tense] know us.

They knew exactly what would happen if they slept with us quickly [nothing out of the ordinary]. Or if they took they're time [nothing out of the ordinary (if we waited to find out)].
They new our intentions [Even if we didn't have any]

But now, good old Steve has them attempting to think like a man does[I'm hungry]

The [un]fortunate thing is Stev-o didn't pull y'all to the side and whisper this in your ear....
He wrote it in a book and despite popular belief Men do read [Occassionally]

Barring which ofcourse, you're all telling us what the book says anyway and what our actions mean [thanks for that cause we didn't know how deep we actually are]

Unfortunately this will only help you with the past.

The reason man has survived is we adapt... And now that you have a manual that you're following we will be sure to play our role [As expected]
We'll be sure to act surprised when you jump from behind the couch [Book in Hand]

Actually...maybe he is on our side...


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