Women

I love them, I really do.

 Well Most of them. Most parts of them...

...Their supple breasts, pert asses, slim waists, smooth skin, soft lips.

I just wish their brains were the same

Supple - easy, responsive adaptable

Pert - Boldly forward in speech and behaviour

Slim - small in quantity or amount

Smooth - Free from projection and unevenness

Soft - easily penetrated 

But no, life would be too simple then, wouldn't it!

Instead, as a man, who loves women I get the total opposite.

Surely I should get some sort of 'cash back'  for being good to them (most of the time).

Instead I get riddles, ultimatums, suspicion, questions.

Guilty until I prove myself.

Guilty until I figure out that all the hypothetical and impartial comments will always relate to us.

Guilty until even though I've chosen you I not only advise the world but reject them as well.

Guilty until I realise the suspicion created by all my actions or, worse still, inaction's.

Guilty until I learn to answer before I'm questioned (without raising suspicion)

I'm guilty, but I have a good case, I hope they find me innocent.

Women...

I still love them though, I really do.