Fuck Santa (Part II)

The reason is:
I've seen Little Red Riding Hood
And she has everything the Big Bad Wolf could want
Nevermind her basket FULL of Goodies
I want everything she can't give me
I want Her and her Grandmother
I want it ALL Santa but you're trying to get me to bed early
So you can reward me with a belly of stones
And as much as I want to be FULL
Its the decadence of indulgence that I'm after
And not the WEIGHT of satisfaction
I don't have the patience to wait till Christmas

Fuck Santa (Part I)

Fuck Santa,
I'm gonna be naughty
No need to know if I've been good
Cause it's all going to be bad. 
In my defence, you've stopped bringing me presents anyway!
So I'm not gonna cry but I will pout and this is why...